Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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