- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

You know whats annoying? Steve

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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