why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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