Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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