- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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