- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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