What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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