- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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