How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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