I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Anti Joke

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