- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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