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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

God is real.

. . I am a whale

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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