- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mama so old, shes dead.

Men's rights

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??