So this guy was making a sandwich...

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

No it doesnt..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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