- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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