- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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