- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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