- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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