- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

12 in general

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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