- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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