- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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