What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Refridgerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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