- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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