Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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