Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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