- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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