What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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