- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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