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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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