- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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