a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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