- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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