How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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