What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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