- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Knock knock.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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