- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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