Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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