Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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