- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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