What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops