- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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