- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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