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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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