- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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