- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

knock knock? come in

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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