- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Want to hear a joke? No.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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