- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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