- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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