Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Anti Joke

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