Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did the man say to his doctor?

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why? Why not?

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...